Monday, June 11, 2012

FotW at The Lemonade Stand, Rob P0rn, and Southern Comfort

Jiff and I did good.  Southern Comfort made it into the top 5 last week on FotW @ The Lemonade Stand!  If you voted for us, THANK YOU...a million times over.  If you're reading our story, THANK YOU...with a nice *smack to the ass*!  

Any and all support is much appreciated.  

To show you exactly how appreciative I am, I'd like to share my #ToothpickPorn with are. welcome.

Rob made smoking hot, but he's making toothpicks HOTTER!!  I, for one, am so thankful he's not smoking any more.  I want to be able to fangirl over him when I have purple hair (a nice bright purple) and am living it up at Shady Pines.  

Hopefully, they'll hand out Rob posters for Bingo prizes!

I am just head-over-heels in love with the toothpick...and Rob.  

*le sigh*

Jiff and I started a blog for SoCo!  The creative genius, that is RoseArcadia, designed it for us.  We are backing up our story there; and also posting fic recs, recipes, pictures, etc. - Stop by and visit us!

Hope you're all having a tolerable Monday!  *MWAH*

Jenny Kate♥

Trixie & Tess

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Southern Comfort, Cannes, Cosmopolis, and Thrusting with caution.

HOLY GEEZ!! Has it seriously been that long since I posted. *double checks* Yep. It's official. I am a BLOGfreakinFAIL. *hangs head*

In my defense, I've been busier than a two-bit whore on nickle night!! Like seriously over-the-top busy. I planned two bridal showers, a wedding, and a birthday party...PLUS, work (and RL, in general) has been a royal biotch.

So, what do you owe this "honor" you ask? Well, Jiff and I are writing a fic! Annnnnnd, well, basically, I'm here to shamelessly pimp our story. Oh, and of course to say HI...and I love you guys hard. Really, I do. I also love this blog and sometimes it makes verrah sad when I come over here and see that I've basically deserted it. I swear I'm going to do better. Not sure I can come through on those promises right now though, because Jiff and I spend almost all of our free time writing about Cajunward...and French Settlement, LA...and green trees. *sigh* It's like my happy place right now.

Most of you know what a fic hoor I've become over this past year, but I never thought I would write my own! The more we talked about our little "plot bunny", the more we decided that it had to be written! Everyone needs a Cajunward in their life! And who can say no to a little southern hospitality?? *wink wink*

Anyway, so here we are tit-deep in writing our very own fan fic. It has been SOFA KING much fun. We laugh a ourselves. Thank goodness for some amazing pre-readers...@Smitten_RPattz and @allthingsHHH (aka our fan fic sensei...and Forks roomie!)

On a side note, Smitten is coming all the way from CANADA down to OKLAHOMA to spend a few days with Jiff and I!!! How freakin' exciting is that?!?! We're stoked.  I can't wait to squish her...and slap her ass. 

What?  I'm into that sort of thing. *wink*

If you're interested in reading our fic, you can follow this link - Southern Comfort (Profile link - JiffyKate)

We just posted chapter 2 yesterday, so it's in the beginning stages. Good news for those of you who are anti-WIP, we have 9 chapters written and are starting on chapter 10 tonight. So, there is no chance that we won't finish it...or that we won't post on time. Eventually, when we get the entire story written, we'll probably start posting more than twice a week. For now, we're posting updates on Saturdays and Wednesdays.

In other news, Rob and Kristen will both be at Cannes!!! I'm just over-the-moon excited about that! Both Cosmopolis (trailer at the bottom of post, in case you missed it) and On The Road will be at Cannes...wonder if they will be together or if they'll be working their respective movies?? I'm hoping for some serious facetime...and some Robsten moments!

*fingers crossed*

*putting on my lucky fangirl panties*

OH!!  I almost forgot (lack of oxygen to my brain from watching this).  If you haven't seen Thrusting DuRob, you MUST!!  Take all medical precautions...if you have heart problems or are pregnant, you should watch with caution.  Everyone else, be aware that instant pantie combustion may ensue.

Follow this link for Thrusting DuRob - Go HERE

Hope everyone is doing great!! Find me on Twitter if we're not already friends over there...but I should come with a warning or disclaimer or something. You just never know what I'll tweet. O.o

Jenny Kate♥

Trixie & Tess

Cosmopolis Trailer #1

Cosmopolis Trailer #2

On The Road

Friday, February 3, 2012

Just Because I'm Not Here Doesn't Mean I Don't Love You...OR Rob.

I'm making a conscious attempt to come back to blogging.  I miss it SOOOOO much and I miss interacting with everyone.  I've posted a couple of times over on my personal blog this week, so I thought it was time to post a little sumthin' sumthin' over here.

Although, I've been MIA for a few months, it doesn't mean I don't love you guys...or Rob...or Twilight.  If we follow each other on Twitter (which I hope we do), you know that my love still stands. 

Back in October, my big boss, The Gray-Heard Fox, made our whole office switch over to one gigantic server.  As an increased safety measure, he had some new software installed that essentially can track when you're on the Internet and WHERE you're at while you're there.  SUCKS.  Big stinky hairy balls.  I have always done the majority of my blogging from work, so this newly installed "Internet babysitting" put a kink in my schedule.

However, it just makes me TOO sad to stop by this blog or my personal one and feel like I've abandoned them.  If you're a blogger, you know that your blog feels like your personal space...kinda like you're "baby".  You start them and nurture them and watch them grow.  Sorta.  So, I'm going to try to blog more least occasionally.

Who's stoked for BD1 on DVD/Blu-Ray next Friday?!?!  WHUT?! WHUT?!  I can BELIEVE that Summit is giving us the DVD already.  What has come over them?  They're never this nice to us.  I'm feeling suspicious.  But I'll take what they give me.  I'm still pissed that there are no reported "commen-tree" on the extras.  That is what MADE the Eclipse DVD.  I've watched it more than the movie.

So, where are you buying your DVD/Blu-Ray?  What's the extra and/or freebie you're wanting the most?

Jiff and I are heading over to Hastings for our Blu-Ray and we're getting some cute BD1 luggage tags!  Then we're probably buying our DVD from Wal-Mart for their Wedding Dress cover...and I think I heard you get a poster or something like that. 

You can check out to find a midnight release party closest to you!

Love you guys like a back-alley whore loves crack.
Trixie & Tess

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Twilight Tuesdays

Summit is doing us a kindness and they are going to re-release Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse one night each during the month of November!  They will play in theaters across the country starting on November 1st, with added bonus features such as; behind the scenes footage, comic con footage, and interviews with the cast!!

I'm kinda stoked for the Twilight Tuesday events. It's been a long time since I saw Twilight at the theaters (6 times). Almost 3 years ago...where has the time gone?

Oh, right. Fangirling. Obsessing. Drooling over The Precious.

Time well spent, if you ask me.

I don't know about you, but I'm not ready for this ride to be over...I'd sign up for another 3 years.

Where do I re-enlist?

Check your local theaters (through Fandango, possibly) and see if they are playing at a theater near you! has all the details. (click here)
Trixie & Tess

Monday, October 10, 2011

#FORKS2011 - PSA

As I'm sorting through my 569 photos of my #FORKS2011 trip, I'm trying to decide how to post them and give you guys the full story without boring you to death with a major pic spam. So, I've decided to break them up into several blog posts. This first one consists of pictures from my iPhone. We all know that the real story is on the iPhone. You take pics with your iPhone (or other smart phone) that you wouldn't/didn't/shouldn't/couldn't take with your regular camera.

Think of these next few pictures as my personal Public Service Announcement for traveling to Forks. 

Plan to *squeeeeee* a lot at road signs.  I don't know what it is...just the tangible fact that you're in the land of Twitardia or what, but it initiates this really lose all control.

Go to Sully's.  They give you fangs with your Bella Burger and/or your Twilight Punch.  BUT be careful.  Fangs lead to hours of ridiculousness...and you could get black listed at Sully's.  I'm guess mine and Jiff's names are on there..."those that shall never be allowed to dine here again...from henceforth..." or something like that.

Frisking is what?  Good.  Right.  Do it.  LOTS.  And document it.  You'll thank yourself later.  And the weird dude in the parking lot will thank you too.  I was wondering if perhaps they have a surveillance camera set up to catch all the shenanigans that take place in the parking lot of the Forks Chamber of Commerce?

Go to the Cullen House...right next door to the Chamber of Commerce, if for nothing else than to participate in more shenanigans in Carlisle's Office...and take cheesy pictures in front of the graduation caps.  And the dude that runs the joint is really nice...and they have a pretty white kitty (so, heads up if you're allergic).

EVERYONE capitalizes on Steph's little story...and I mean EVERYONE...from the Forks Hospital to the little shack that sells firewood on your way out of town (Twilight Firewood...really?!  I highly doubt it was called that prior to 2008.)

Re-enact as many scenes as possible.  Come on.  When else will you be able to just walk to the edge of a forest with a cardboard Edward and say "say it...out loud" and your friends just laugh hysterically with you?!  Let me tell you.  NEVER.  So, take advantage of your location.
(while watching Twilight in our motel room that morning, we decided that this is how the "Distract Me" scene should have went down.)
If you run across a wooden lumberjack in the Forks Motel parking lot, it is NOT mounted properly.  Leg hitch with caution...especially while intoxicated.

Don't poop in The Hoh.  It's frowned upon.

Wherever you are...driving down the 101, venturing out into the Olympic National Forest, cruising through La Push...HONK FOR DEER. It's crucial.

We've found that they are quite lethargic and just asking to be hit.  So, do your good deed for the day and save a deers life.  It could be Edward's next meal.

This concludes my PSA for today.

No Pocket Edwards or deer were harmed during these events.  However,  a wooden lumberjack may be a tad bit more unstable.

Trixie & Tess

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

#FORKS2011 - This Is How We Do It

I don't think a lot of introduction is needed here. I went to Forks with a bunch of awesome people, the most awesomest being my roomies, Jiff and Michelle.

These are some of our adventures in the PNW.

I'll be back soon with a crap load of pics and my #FORKS2011flashbacks. I've got travel tips, insider info, and a few things you do NOT want to miss while you're there!

Hope you guys are having a great week!! *MUAH*
Trixie & Tess

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

#Forks2011 Countdown

Last year, about this time, I was absolutely devestated.  A bunch of REALLY cool people (aka Twitarded) who I had just met were planning this REALLY cool trip to a place I REALLY wanted to visit.  It just didn't seem fair.  Why couldn't I have found out about #FORKS2010 earlier...why couldn't I just drop everything and fly to Seattle...why couldn't I have my own pilgrimage to the Promise Land??  Why, why, why??  It felt like I was always living vicariously through people.

Well, that was last year.  Now, it's like Rob smiled down on me...and all of my Twilight stars lined up...and I rubbed the sparkle p33n and got like 3 vampire wishes or something...'cause I'm going this time.

I finally get to make the trek to the mecca...and it's only 15 days away!!!  15 days until Jiff and I hop on a jet plane.  15 days until we FINALLY get to meet @allthingsHHH in person...for realz...and then we'll be RL friends and force her to be Facebook friends with us.  15 days until I get to tackle hug @amandakmelby.  15 days until we're living it up in Seattle! That's like roughly 360's 16 sleeps...only 2 more Mondays...not that I'm counting or anything.

I swear (sorta, ok not really) that I'm going to try to be on my best behavior good semi-good stay outta jail, but just in case, could we start a Pay Pal button for bail money? 

Don't forget that if you want a post card from Forks, all you have to do is email me your addy ( or ) and I'll send you one while I'm there!

Love you guys like a pimp loves hoes.
Trixie & Tess