True Story of what happened the other day on the Barbie aisle at Wal-Mart...
Daughter: Mom, look it's Edward.
Trixie: Yes, I've seen him before.
Daughter: He's your favorite, huh?
Trixie: Yes, he's my favorite
and I wish he was your father. I think this doll is supposed to sparkle. *pick up doll and look at it* He does sparkle.
Daughter: He sparkles? That's dumb. Why would he sparkle?
Trixie: Oh child, I have failed you as a mother! I think it's time to pull you out of math tutoring and start your twi-education.
Do you tell your kids about your twi-obsession?
Do they love it as much as you do?
~forget about McDreamy, we want McSparkly...can we lick your sparkles?~ TNT