Thursday, May 6, 2010

This One Is For Team Jacob (achem...Mimi)

It's been called to our attention that we have yet to give any love to Jake/Jaylor/Tacob...I don't know what he's referred to as...none of those sound right. I do have love for the furry wolf, hunka-hunka-burning-teenage-boy-love. I did celebrate when TayTay was no longer jailbate. I would also take him as a second place trophy...or third. I do have my eyes on Charlie, if this thing between Edward and I never pans out.

Without further ado...Jake Porn (that sounds sooo wrong).

I set this to Foreigner. I think you'll agree that it's a good song choice. I'm thinking of making it into a vid. What do you think?  Read the lyrics...they're fanfreakintastic!

Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three (or eight)

Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded

You don't have to read my mind, to know what I have in mind
Honey you oughta know
Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line
I wanna know what you're doin' after the show

Now it's up to you, we can make a secret rendezvous
Just me and you, I'll show you lovin' like you never knew

That's why, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, hot blooded

If it feels alright, maybe you can stay all night
Shall I leave you my key?
But you've got to give me a sign, come on girl, some kind of sign
Tell me, are you hot mama? you sure look that way to me

Are you old enough? will you be ready when I call you bluff?
Is my timing right? did you save your love for me tonight?

Yeah I'm hot blooded, check it and see
Feel the fever burning inside of me
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded, I'm hot

Now it's up to you, can we make a secret rendezvous?
Oh, before we do, you'll have to get away from you know who

How perfect are those lyrics?  If they weren't written like FOREVER ago, I would say they were written for Jacob.  Love it!

Trixie & Tess


Stan said...

Aww, thanks for that, can't beat a bit of Beacob (that is in fact the name that we coined for him on Edbrella in relation to the fact that on his carboard cutout his head and neck are the same width like Beaker from the Muppets, feel free to steal ;o)).

I was in the process of creating a wolf-den in my cloakroom, but Mr Stan has decided to use it to store some flooring so the project's on hold lol!

rpfangirldc said...

Is it safe to open my eyes now? I can't fathom the thought of SharkBoy... even shirtless. Ewwww!

No offense to those that love him, but he will always be SharkBoy to me. It has always weirded me out that the older than me's fawn and fall over the jail bait as I do over Robward (who is a very nice, safe, legal, over the age of 21, member of the opposite sex).

And now that SharkBoy is 18... Well, I still feel the same. He will always be that little boy acting in front of the blue screen in the movie SHarkBoy and LavaGirl.

kassiecullen said...

I love it and let me just say... none of those pictures do him one bit of justice. He is soooo way hotter in person. Not just because he is so wonderfully polite but because he is just really more georgous then you could imagine. Oh I didn't mention I was at the Oprah taping (with your follower Isabella MARIE Cullen). So HOTTER in person just remember that. And I say "Age is just a number baby" but thank God he is legal ;)

Salt said...

Still Team Edward, but I have to admit that he is easy on the eyes at times.

MiMi said...

Okay, yeah, I just call him Jacob. Cuz he can't be Taylor. Taylor is an 18 year old and if I was a hoochie in h/s I could be his momma.
So he's Jacob. Yeah, I know, I could technically be Jacob's momma too, BUT Jacob is fictional and it's easier for my pervy brain to separate those.
He's Hott. With a capitol H and two T's cuz that's how Hott he is.
That picture of him coming out of the water conjures up a very nasty yet enjoyable fantasy.
It's too early for this. I haven't even had my coffee yet.
I feel like I need a cold shower.
That song is perfect, PERFECT for him! LOVE IT!
Also. I'd take him as 1st place, Edward as 2nd...and Charlie as 3rd. Yep. If Jacob and Edward turn me down I'll take Charlie. I'm easy. <--- pun totally intended. Thank you for this post! I'm gonna bookmark it and come drool and steam over it all the time now.

MiMi said...

So I'm back.
I closed out and it took me to my dashboard and I saw the little picture of him from the top. So I came back to look again.
You know, the one with him coming out of the water is good, but the top one is NASTY! Like nasty in a good way, NASTY. Mmmm-hmmm.
Wait. I just realized I wrote 2 really long comments on Jacob and I feel like a total perv now. Oh well.

MiMi said...

sorry. had to peak again.

Kelly said...

OK... I think taycob is adorable.. and he earned his spot in the cast.. he's a hard worker... worked out like the devil for the washboard.. and I appreciate the eye candy.. and yet.. after seeing this... thought he may be legal.. I'm feeling like I might need to go to confession...

I always look at his pick peeking through on squinted eye, the other is always closed.. I just can't ...LOOK...

Loved the song choice though :)

Christiejolu said...

Very nice Jacob love! He is a bit young but very hot! I have an award for you guys for giving me all this eye candy every day!

Raitz said...

YES!!!! Thank you for the Jacob post - abs-solutely yummy ;)

TongueTwied said...

good gawd what's next a Justin Bieber tribute? A Zack and Cody double blog feature? just kidding!

I can differentiate between my respect for Taylor and my disgust of Jacob, thankfully. I do hope one day he is in a movie where I actually root for him and maybe fall in love with him. I think I would like that.

I see why you had to get this out of your system now before the ROB BLOG TRAIN ALL NEXT WEEK!!! woot woot!

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