GASP!!!! Shock. GASP!!!! Where did your lovely locks go, Rob? Where is your sex hair? Now you just remind us of our husbands/boyfriends. You have dad hair, Rob. We are secretly dieing inside. How can you do this to us?
Then to top it off, you show up wearing a burgundy sweat shirt from 1994 and baggy diaper pants.
Pretty sure those are lady sunglasses. Did you borrow them from Jules Stewart, or are they your mum's? How are we supposed to imagine what your bum looks like if we can't even tell there is one in there?
How does Kristen feel about your new do? Oh wait, you've had to deal with this for the last year. Pretty sure she doesn't care.
Why, oh why do you have to be so devoted to your acting gigs? Can't elephant boy have schmexy Rob hair? I think an elephant boy in the circus should definitely have schmexy Rob hair. Like we are going to go see the movie for the elephants.
So what do you think? Love it or hate it? Discuss.