Friday, September 10, 2010


As women, don't we all know 
about the battle with the devil scale

Trix and I spend the majority of our time 
either drooling over Rob porn 
or talking about our voluptuous figures...
and how we might make them a little less...
er, well...voluptuous. 

Way way back, before TNT existed, 
we were discussing this exact topic one day via text message...
and there in the realm of texting, a brilliant concept was born.

We've kept this little nugget of motivation and inspiration to
ourselves and only used it in secret,
but today we would like to share this wealth of knowledge with you...
our faithful blog readers.

Truth is that you possibly could have already 
happened upon this treasure chest of knowledge 
all on your own and you may be using the technique 
we're about to share with you...subconsciously.  

However, after today, 
you'll have a name to go with the knowledge.

We introduce to you TNT's Diet Plan of all diet plans...


Now, you might be asking yourselves 
"what in the name of Twilight 
does IRWTSMN stand for?"

It's simple.  
It's staring you right in the face.

You might have even snagged the little button 
that has resided on the left sidebar 
of our blog since the beginning.  
Today, you'll be able to make sense of it all.  

If Rob Were To See Me Naked.

That's the secret.  
That's our little nugget of motivation 
on our journey to be a tad less "voluptuous". 

See those skinny biotches 
at the top of the blog.  
We favor those girls, but not in EVERY way.  
We've got a little junk in the trunk.

On days when we need to motivate 
each other to put down that 
Godiva chocolate bar in the Target checkout line, 
or say no to the double cheeseburger and large fries 
that scream our name as we pass McDonald's...
that's the simple line we text...

Then the world stops spinning 
and we gain a little control 
and everything is back in perspective.

It all comes back to Rob...

and the slim chance that 
ONE day he'll see us naked.

Each week, we'll be doing an IRWTSMN™ post 
where we'll discuss our weekly battles and/or triumphs over 
the mean scales. (same difference)

We would LOVE for you guys to join us.  
You can snag our smokin' hott button 

with Rob staring you in the face...
and keeping you on your toes.  
Even if you are one of the skinny biotches 
(who we'd like to pimp slap), 
you can still join in.  
I'm sure there are those 5 pounds you've been meaning to lose or 
those tummy muscles you've been meaning to tone.

Things like this are a lot more fun 
when done with friends!
If there are enough people interested, 
we'll even start a Mr. Linky where everyone 
can post and then come over here to link up.

What IF RWTSyouN???

Trixie & Tess


Kimi said...

I have been meaning to tone those pesky thigh and ab muscles. I'm in!

MamaTink said...

I am in as well. IRWTSMN I would rock every inch of his body with every inch of mine!

rpfangirldc said...

I have been killing myself to lose weight. I am back upto -60 since January 2009. It's slow going, but I'm working at it. This may just be the extra motivation I need.

April said...

What a yummy little motivation!! I love him ... err, this diet plan! :o)

Kelly said...

Ahhh hell.. now I'm gonna have to join... I don't even like to see me nakkid!! :)

TwitardedMom said...

Count me in. It always helps to do this with friends. Here is a recipe from Twilight Moms that can take care of cravings & only has 150 calories.

1 box anglefood cake mix
1 box any other cake mix

put together in a ziploc bag & mix well.

when the craving hits just put
1/3 cup mix & 3 tbsp watter in a cup, stir & microwave for 1 minute

Alisha said...

This is an AH-mazing idea, girlies! I'll be looking forward to more posts! This would help me encourage to do that extra laps around the track or onemore hour of tennis!

Good job, TNT!<3

TheonlyMrs(Kassie)Cullen said...

Hell yeah I'll join in... I saw a picture of myself at a wedding and thought damn I really look like a before picture lol. So I will join just in case Rob or even my main squeeze Kellan were to see me naked I'd want to look less uh... voluptuous.

Isabella MARIE Cullen said...

I'm in!!!!! I don't know if you saw my "69" blog post the other day, but for some reason when I was searching for "69" pics a scale came up with the note "Lose Weight" on it....I took it as a hint. I need to lose 69 pounds!!!! LOL

hotpants™ said...

That is killer motivation!

Smitten said...

OME, did you climb into my head? For months now I have said that I want to put RPattz pictures with the caption "are you sure you want to put that in your mouth, I might see you naked someday" on my fridge, pantry and cupboards.

Unfortunately Mr. NotSmitten would frown on that. And my kids would ask questions. And their older friends can read, so that just ain't gonna happen!!

RobzSinger said...

I love it! Am so snagging:)

OneWarmMomma said...

I added the button a few days ago...but finally got around to putting up my blog entry :o)

StarlitViolets said...

What a great idea!!! Losing weight is ALWAYS better with friends. I'll be joining soon!

EtomyB said...

you ladies are BRILLIANT
linked this off of twi junkies anon. best diet idea ever. i've made myself a phone wallpaper of rob vs. a cupcake. it says "go on. make your choice." yup.