Sunday, May 30, 2010

Weekly Wrap Up

Just in case you missed some TNT this week, below we've provided you with links to the past weeks posts...click on any post title.

Saturday - OME! (New Eclipse Promo Pic of Edward)
Sunday -  Twilight Ruined My Relationship (One of the funniest videos we've seen in a long time!)
Monday - TNT Confession Booth --First Installment 
Tuesday - Rob's Been Working Out
Wednesday - Eclipse Virginity (Includes a link to the MTV Movie Awards website - cast your vote!)
Thursday - I've Been Forced To Eat My Words (Trix shows us some HOTT short hair Eddie pics!)
Friday - Confession Booth Wrap Up (Highlights from our first TNT Confession Booth)

Happy Memorial Day!

Trixie & Tess

Friday, May 28, 2010

Confession Booth Wrap Up


We would like to thank those of you who participated in our first ever TNT Confession Booth!

We definitely learned a few things!  Here's an overview of the confessionals:

*The majority of us use Rob like our own personal prescription of Prozac.
*Some speak to Rob like he is an imaginary friend.
*There are a few closet Team Jacob people up in this blog.
*But they would do Rob first.
*Knowing details of Rob's life is vital to our existence.
*Someone has 4 guys who are in love with her...and she has feeling for them to!
Note to above confessor:  Send TNT an email with your dilemma.  We're great with relationships and would love to offer you our advice, but we need some details about these guys!  We promise to keep it anonymous!
*There are a few out there who are less Robsessed and have moved on to Kellan, Daddy C, and/or Charlie (HOLLA!...Charlie makes us HOLLA!  Fear the stache!)
*It's pretty much unanimous that picturing Rob while in the sack is a good thing.

The TNT Confession Booth is officially closed, but we will be opening up again soon for more of your dirty laundry and deepest secrets!

We have something exciting coming up next Tuesday!!  We hope you'll stop by and JOIN in!!

Enjoy your extended weekend!!  
Love, 
Trixie & Tess

Thursday, May 27, 2010

I've Been Forced To Eat My Words

Yesterday, the National Movie Awards were held in London and the Twilight Saga cleaned up!!! New Moon won for Best Fantasy Film, Eclipse won for most anticipated film of the Summer, and Rob won for Best Performance of the Year!!!!

Rob is still on set for WFE and accepted via satellite.  Thanks to Robsessed we have screen caps of his acceptance speech!

 This is where I am forced to eat my words!  I LOVE THE HAIR!!!!



Oh my, Stewy!  You are one lucky lady.

So adorable!

This got me to thinking that Jacob Jankowski may be my favorite Rob ever!  Maybe even over Edward.  There I said it, blasphemy, I know!
What is it about Rob's high-waisted pants and suspenders that turn me on?

Why does Rob leading a horse make me want to deflower the nearest stable boy?  I have sever animal allergies, people!  Yet, I'm willing to risk it.  Why do I suddenly long for a hot blooded circus boy instead of a cold, sparkly vamp?

Is Jacob Jankowski doin' it for you to?  Tell us, who is your favorite Rob?


Love, Trix
Trixie & Tess

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Eclipse Virginity

The Trifecta will be presenting an Eclipse Exclusive at the MTV Movie Awards on June 6


 I should be totally stoked about this...and I am...sort of.  

See, here's the deal.  After we see so many trailers, tidbits, scenes, stills, behind the scenes footage, and photos, the newness and excitement kind of fades.  I want to be in awe over Eclipse when I'm sitting in that theater at 12:01 am on June30th.  I don't want to be like..."oh, I've seen this" or "Ooooo, I can't wait for the next scene" or "I already know that it IS HOTT!"  I want to be surprised and I want to experience it for the first time while watching it on the big screen.  I don't want it cheapened by casual encounter.  
I want to be an Eclipse virgin!  
I think I've already taken it a little too far.  There probably is no way of getting my Eclipse virginity back, BUT from here on out...no more casual encounters.  
I'm going to wait for the big night.  
I'm saving myself.  

I'll just have foreplay with Rob and H2O...or should I save myself for that too?  

Wait.  

You guys are totally going to watch that exclusive Eclipse clip, aren't you?  And I'm going to be jealous.  Who am I kidding?  
I can't save myself.  
I'm screwed.
~Tess


Are you saving yourself or are you an Eclipse whore?  Do you feel desensitized after seeing so many clips and pics?


Don't forget to GO VOTE for His Hottness and the rest of the Twi Cast...Click HERE. Also, remember to leave your confessions at The Confession Booth...Click HERE.
Trixie & Tess

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Rob's Been Working Out

Have y'all seen the pics that surfaced over the weekend of Rob around L.A.?

First he was spotted leaving a gym. That means he was fine tuning that magnificent bod. Seriously, if it gets any better I don't think I will be able to take it! I'm aging, my heart can't be that strong anymore. How does one condition their heart against his hotness?!! If you figure it our let me know!

Then he was spotted at John Stamos' house at birthday party for Bob Saget.  WTH?  I was NOT aware that Rob knew Uncle Jessie or Bob!  How are they connected?  Does anyone know?  See what happens when K Stew won't hang out with him!

source: gather.com
It kind of looks like Rob is drinking milk.  It does do a body good, but I highly doubt that is what he is drinking.  Any one know?  A White Russian possibly?  We need to know these things!
One of the things we love most about Rob is that he is full of surprises!  
Bob Saget, really?

Don't forget to make your confessions at TNT's first installment of The Confession Booth...
your secret is safe with us.
Trixie & Tess

Monday, May 24, 2010

TNT Confession Booth--First Installment

We have got some exciting news today!!  We are going to to shake things up and try something a little different.   Today is the commencement of the First Official TNT Confession Booth! 



Yes, that's right!  A place to confess all of your Twi-Sins or non Twi-Sins.  One of the reasons that Tess and I started this blog was to have a place where fans could come and not be ashamed or afraid of expressing how much of a fan they are.  So here is how the confession booth works:
  • *Leave your anonymous confession in the comments.  It really can be anything that you need to get off your chest!  You know like the fact that you own every Edward Cullen merch known to man, or the fact you hate your mother-in-law, really whatever you need to vent about!
  • *We will leave the booth open until Thursday at midnight.
  • *We will turn off our feedjit account and statcounter, so that you remain truly anonymous.
  • *If you are some sort of sick pedophile or other heinous criminal, we don't want those kind of confessions here!  Turn yourself into the police!
To kick things off, Tess and I have a few confessions of our own and will be mixed in with your confessions.  You will have to see if you can guess which ones are ours!

So, go ahead already, CONFESS!

Trixie & Tess

Sunday, May 23, 2010

Twilight Ruined My Relationship

Y'all have GOT to watch this!  I'm not kidding.  One of the funniest Twi-YouTube Vids I've seen...I've already watched it three times.


So, funny, right?

Trixie & Tess

Saturday, May 22, 2010

OME!


This makes us squeeeeeee!  

Anybody else out there as excited as we are?  

Raise your hand!
Trixie & Tess

Friday, May 21, 2010

Hot and Dirty

Popsugar called it right this morning!

Hot and Dirty...that's what it says leading up to these pictures of RPattz on the set of H2O.
It's strange, but the new hairdo doesn't offend without the diaper pants.  
Hot...and dirty...yeah, those words come to mind among others.


Whoa.

Rob is gonna be way HOTT in suspenders and sweat.

So, what do you think?  Are we going to LOVE this movie?

Early signs point to YES!

Oh, and heads up KStew...there's a new leading lady on the scene.



What are your predictions for H2O?
Do you think KStew has anything to worry about with Reese?

Discuss.
Trixie & Tess

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Once Upon A Time There Was A Girl Who Felt Up Rob...

I'm sure by now we have all watched Rob on Ellen a trillion and one times...




He looked adorable!  He acted adorable!  He was classic Rob!  It is amazing how much more I love the hair when he is not wearing the diaper pants.  I am continued to be amazed at what a good sport he is about doing different things that people ask him to do.  If for some reason you didn't get a chance to watch Ellen yesterday,  some incredibly lucky biotch girl got the chance to play Pattin' Pattinson.  This, my friends, is the best game ever invented!

The girl was blindfolded and had the chance to touch anywhere on Rob's body except for his face.  Let's face it, most of us would consider our lives complete after that.  Game over.  No need to live a moment past that.

I could really cut the biotches girls hands off right now.  Don't touch my man!


She had 30 seconds to feel up Rob and these two of doofus' and determine which one was Rob.

Rob, sadly, doesn't seem to mind it too much.  You better be careful, little girl, K Stew will hire a hit on you for touching her goods that way.

Dude, trust me, this is the most action you are ever going to get.  If you ever actually want a girl to touch there, you might want to un-cup.

In an epic fail, she chose the guy standing there cupping his groin.  Rob would not stand there cupping his groin!  Where did they find this "fan"?  Any one of us would have been able to guess it was him.  Here is a few ways we could have been sure:

  • The massive amounts of giggling that guy #1 was doing.  Do we know another man that giggles?
  • His massive rock hard chest, which this girl felt repeatedly.
  • He smells amazing (according to various reports), use all of your five senses!
  • Skinny legs and huge feet.  You know what they say about huge feet!
What do you think?  Would you have been able to tell it was Rob?

If you missed out, click on the link below to see the video.

Want to Touch Robert Pattinson?


Trixie & Tess

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

The Great Ring Debate

With the release of Hot Topic's Eclipse Merchandise available for pre-order, we decided it was time to have the great ring debate.  Hot Topic has also released their version of Bella's engagement ring pictured below.

While it closely resembles the one used in the movie...


it still closely resembles a bedazzled Easter egg.  When the trailer showing the ring came out, quite frankly, I didn't care.  I was more caught up in the trailer.  Now that I continue to look at it, it really bugs me!  This thing is huge!  Which is usually a good thing, but I just can't imagine Edward giving Bella something like that.  It looks like modern day costume jewelry, not a turn of the century heirloom.  I much prefer...



the ring distributed by Infinite Jewelry or...


something like this available on Etsy.


What do you gals think?  Is the movie ring how you pictured?

I know that it just wouldn't be right for Edward to give Bella a traditional engagement ring, but this just isn't what most the fans envisioned from the controversy it has caused. Personally, if this...





was my fiance, I wouldn't care if my ring came from here...





Tell us what you think!  Do you like the ring?  Do you hate it?  Could you care less?  Would you buy one of the replicas to have as your own?


Talk amongst yourselves!
Trixie & Tess

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

She's SO Cool...She's Gotta Wear Shades

After drawing a name out of our 107 entries (through followers, comments, re-posts, and tweets),
Mimi at Living in France is the winner of our Ray-Ban Giveaway!!
Congrats, Mimi!!!  
We've told you how much we love you, and now we finally get to show you! 
 Send us your e-mail and we'll send you your Ray-Bans...on one condition...
you MUST post a pic of you with the Ray-Bans on when you get them!

Love,
Trixie & Tess

Why Do You Have To Go and Ruin Our Week Like That, Rob?

Here at TNT we don't profess to have the latest and greatest breaking twi-news.  There is just too much to report on a normal day, let alone on the crazy Oprah like days.  You can imagine our surprise yesterday morning when we awoke to a shock wave that was felt through out the world.  A natural disaster so shocking that I am not sure that we can recover.

  GASP!!!! Shock. GASP!!!!  Where did your lovely locks go, Rob?  Where is your sex hair?  Now you just remind us of our husbands/boyfriends.  You have dad hair, Rob.  We are secretly dieing inside.  How can you do this to us?

Then to top it off, you show up wearing a burgundy sweat shirt from 1994 and baggy diaper pants.

Pretty sure those are lady sunglasses.  Did you borrow them from Jules Stewart, or are they your mum's?  How are we supposed to imagine what your bum looks like if we can't even tell there is one in there?

How does Kristen feel about your new do?  Oh wait, you've had to deal with this for the last year.  Pretty sure she doesn't care.

Why, oh why do you have to be so devoted to your acting gigs?  Can't elephant boy have schmexy Rob hair?  I think an elephant boy in the circus should definitely have schmexy Rob hair.  Like we are going to go see the movie for the elephants.

So what do you think?  Love it or hate it?  Discuss.

Trixie & Tess

Monday, May 17, 2010

Marriage Therapy

It was a bright sunshiny day and Trixie and Tess were discussing marital bliss.

Trixie: Think about if Rob was our husband (yes, we would share). We wouldn't care if all he did was sit around all day in his boxers and mumble while drinking beer and eating Hot Pockets. It would be the cutest thing we had ever seen.

Tess: I know! I actually try to think about that when I get annoyed at my hubby. It's my mental game I play.

Trixie: I will try that too. If you were Rob, how would I react?

Tess: Those dirty underwear on the floor are just precious.

Trixie: I just adore all the empty beer bottles and Hot Pocket wrappers you leave laying around.
Tess: The way you stink up the bathroom is the sweetest thing ever. I love scrubbing the toilet where you've peed all over the seat. It's seriously my favorite pass time.

Trixie: I thank my lucky stars everyday that when we finally do have sex, you never want to cuddle afterward. And I'm so glad that you think foreplay is a waste of time.

Tess: You made lighting up a post sex smoke the hottest thing ever. I totally don't mind.


Trixie: God Bless you that you never help me with the children. It makes me a better mother.

Tess: Washing all of your clothes and dishes is the joy of my life.

Trixie: I totally don't care that you come home everyday smelling like KStew. Way to keep things interesting!


Tess: Variety is the spice of life! I also don't mind when you ignore me while you're watching TV and playing Xbox Live. I know deep down you're thinking of me and the things you want to do to me. Strategizing. I get it!

This is tried and tested marriage therapy. 
 If you're feeling annoyed or put-out with your spouse, 
try picturing them as Robward. 
 Respond to them like you would if Rob was sitting in that easy chair. 
 Works like a charm!

Trixie & Tess