Monday, March 28, 2011

Why Grandmother, What Big Eyes you Have!! TNT Review of Red Riding Hood

It is safe to assume that we all know we are beyond crazy fans.  That means that we do stupid things like go see a movie that we really have no desire to see just because allegedly Rob and Kristen may have spent some of their coveted downtime seeing it.  Plus, it was directed by Crazy Cathy Hardwicke who also directed our beloved Twilight.  You know just to see if she somehow can evoke in another movie the same things we felt when we watched Twilight.

She didn't...

Yes, we have two VERY attractive leads.  Hmmm, does the male lead remind you of anyone?

 Visually moving scenes.

 Steamy make-out scenes.

Two men vying for the affections of one woman.

And somehow....

It didn't even come close!!!!

It was just proof to me that nothing will ever come close to recreating this...

Overall, I liked this movie and found it entertaining.  I didn't even figure out the ending.  Have any of you seen this movie?  What did you think?

Trixie & Tess

Thursday, March 24, 2011

We'd Like To Thank The Academy...

We'd like to thank the Academy of All Things Rob and Twilight


and we'd also like to say a big THANK YOU to Lisa @ 17Forever, Jen @ Twired, Rathgasm 101 and Jayme @ Borderline Phenomenal for awarding us the One Lovely Blog Award.


That is so sweet.  We feel so honored that you think our blog is lovely.  The feeling is mutual, my dears.

Award Rules

To accept this award one must follow the rules.
1. Thank the person that gave it to you and link it back to their blog.
2. Post 7 random facts about yourself.
3. Pass the award on to 15 other blogs.

So, here's 7 RANDOM facts about TNT.
1. Our names are not really "Trixie" and "Tess".  I know, you had NO idea, right?!
2. Trixie INSISTS on remaining anonymous, but I (Tess) on the other am kinda over the anonymous thing.  I have THREE blogs and I start getting major cases of MPD (multiple personality disorder).  I just can't keep my name, if you've ever received a comment from "JennyKate", I'd just like to come clean and let you know THAT'S ME.  JennyKate is Tess, Tess is JennyKate.
3. We started this blog anonymously so that we could gush about Rob and say ANYTHING we wanted without judgement or persecution...and so we could talk freely about wanting to have Rob's babies, and our desire for him to see us naked.  It was nice for a while, but now it's kind of a pain in the butt.  I love being Tess, but it's annoying to have to switch accounts to leave comments under the right from here on out, you'll just know.
4. Trixie and I have NEVER met in person.  Ever.  But we desperately want to! 
5. We met from our personal blogs.  We connected over our love for Twilight and Rob.  From there, we realized we had just about everything else under the sun in common.  We're kindred spirits.
6. My personal blog is  If I'm ever absent from here, you can always find me there!  Stop by and say "hi" sometime.
7. Um, we start a diet about every other week...but they all revolve around IRWTSMN. 

Here's some of our favorite bloggers who we pass on this award to...
Living In France
Handbags and Handguns
17 Forever
Twilight Junkies
My discomROBulation
Confessions from an Impulsive Addict
Borderline Phenomenal
Rathgasm 101
Living with Edward
The Inappropriate Crush

We feel like we've missed somebody.  Please, don't feel like we don't love you, if you're not listed!  If you haven't received this award and you read us and we read you...consider yourself ONE LOVELY BLOG!

We think you're all AWESOME.

Trixie & Tess

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Color Rob Winners!!

We would just like to say a HUGE thank you to everyone who came by the blog and voted!  There were over 2,000 votes...that's awesome!

The winner is Solesin!  She had 44% of the votes!  Congrats!!

The runner up is Lil' OneWarmMomma!!  She won a $10 Amazon Giftcard!  OneWarmMomma, this will come via e-mail, so let me know the email address you would like it sent to.  Thanks!

*Contact us ASAP so we can get your prizes to you!*

Thanks to everyone who participated!  You guys are awesome!
Trixie & Tess

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Let The Coloring Contest Commence

Below you'll find our entries for the Color Rob Coloring Contest. Everyone did a FANfreakinTASTIC job! Thanks to everyone who participated!

Please review each work of art and vote for your favorite at the bottom.

"Is that New Moon Edward?  So, serious."
1. - theonlymrsKassieCullen from Twilight Junkies Anonymous

"Hello, Blue Eyes"
2 - Fran aka Bella Tesoro or belladuluk

"Ahhhh, sex hair"

"Sexy Scruff"

"Frequently Dazzled"

Don't you think the Belle sticker adds a nice touch?!
6. - Lil' OneWarmMomma

"Sexxy Rob"
7. - Marysol Solesin

"Two words - jaw porn...even on a coloring sheet"
8. - Mimi from Living In France

"He sparkles"
9. - Brandy from You Don't Know

Vote Now!

If you entered a Rob, you can still vote...and send your friends over to vote for you!!

Up for grabs, a $20 Amazon or Target gift card (your choice) and a Robert Pattinson Album...and a copy of the new Vanity Fair w/ Amishward on the cover!

The person with the most votes wins!

If I don't have your name linked up to your blog or Twitter account, just let me know in the comments and I'll fix it ASAP!  Also, if you sent me a pic and don't see it, let me know...I'll fix that too!  It's been a crazy busy week for me, so my brain cells are WAY down.

Voting is open until Tuesday, March 15th! 


Trixie & Tess

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Have You Colored Rob?

It's the last day to break out your crayons, colored pencils...Sharpies...whatever you like to color or create with, and send us your creations!!

So far we only have 3 entries!

Here's the link to the coloring sheet -  click here

If you need a bigger incentive, we'll add a $20 Amazon or Target gift card to the, if you win the coloring contest, you'll win The Robert Pattinson Album AND a $20 Amazon or Target gift card!  So, don't miss out!  Send us your pics today (or at least an email letting us know you're sending it ASAP)! 

Friday, March 4, 2011

Speaking of Sparkle Peens...

(Click to enlarge...TWSS)

Some friends and I have had this discussion on "The Facebook" before and I think we've come to a very logical and (Stephenie Meyer approved) "scientfic" explanation.

BUT I'm curious.

What do you guys think?

What is your rationale on this particular..and very important...Twi-topic?

I mean, obvs, something is flowing down there.  He impregates Bella for the love of half-breeds. 

I know my theory.  It's simple Twi-logic.

What's yours?

Yours Truly,
Trixie & Tess

P.S.  Don't forget about the Coloring Contest (<------Click Here)!!  You have all weekend to get him printed out and colored...anyway you choose, just be creative!! 

Thursday, March 3, 2011

A Twilight/Rob Pattinson Coloring Contest...and our 200th Post

200 posts.

Seems pseudo-monumental to us and you know how we would like to celebrate??

A coloring contest.

More about that in a minute.

We've had this blog open for a while now and we thought you might like to know a little bit more about Trixie and I, so we're opening up the comments to any questions you'd like to ask us...nothing is really "off-limits". We'll compile our answers in a post next week when we announce the winner to the coloring contest.

Back to the coloring contest.

So, over the weekend an email was passed around our little Twitard community by the lovely Marie from Twilight Junkies Anonymous and attached was a link to a Robert Pattinson coloring sheet.

Scruff and all.

We thought it would be fun to host a little friendly competition.

So, break out the Crayolas. Download the coloring sheet and get to coloring.  Then send us a picture of your coloring sheet. You can either post a picture on your blog and tell us the link, send us a picture via e-mail, or post it to Twitter. You can either scan it in or take a picture with your phone...however you can get it to us will be great! We will then compile all of the pictures into a post and open up a poll for voting.  If you have a blog, we would love to link your picture to your blog.  Whoever gets the most votes, will win the contest!  Sound easy enough??  Any questions??  Email us if you need to.

Here's the link to the coloring sheet -  click here

Recap of the rules:
1. Download coloring sheet and print it out.
2. Take a picture or scan in your piece of art.
3. Post it to your blog or send us the picture in an email.
4. Come back and vote on your favorite.
5. Also, feel free to ask us a question in the comments.

The winner will get The Robert Pattinson Album! It is FULL of pictures of His Hottness. It's in full color and it's a must-have for any RPattz fan/Twihard. (BONUS: If Trixie and I can get our hands on a copy of the new Vanity Fair, we'll include a copy of that as well!)

The contest/giveaway will end next Tuesday at Twilight. I just wanted to say that. Anything submitted by Tuesday night (March 8th) at midnight will be included in the contest. We'll have the pictures posted and a poll up by Thursday, March 10th.  (Voting will be open all weekend)  Then we'll post a blog post with our answers to your questions and the winner of the coloring contest on Monday, March 14th!

Trixie & Tess
P.S.  I've never in all my life been more turned on by an Amish Alligator Wrestler. OK, I've never been turned on by and Amish Alligator Wrestler...but I am now...
*on shelves now*

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Have You Seen A WFE Movie Poster??

Well, the girls over at Water For Elephants Fan Blog are having an uber fun contest/giveaway!! 

They will be giving away 3 copies of Water For Elephants w/ the tie-in movie cover...

it's amazeballs!

To enter, you must follow them on Twitter.  They would also like you to snap a picture of any WFE movie poster you see and send it to them via Twitter.  You should include your location.  They'll put all of the tweeted pics up on their blog and randomly draw the winners of the books!

I haven't seen any movie posters yet, but you better believe I'll be on the look-out for them...and I'll go all *fangirl* when I finally see one.  Yep, that's just how I roll.

Trixie & Tess the cool kids are doing it recently contacted us and asked us to do a blog post about their site. We thought it over for a bit. I have never done a paid blog post before, but since I wear glasses and have a lot of experience picking out frames, I decided that it would be a legit post for me. offers a HUGE selection of frames. I immediately went to their site to check out what they offered and found several frames I would love to own. They offer designer eyeglasses at discounted prices. They have several really cute cheap glasses (right up my alley…I’m feeling a new set of frames coming on). They also offer rimless glasses frames, men’s, women’s…you name it, and they’ve got it!

I think one of my favorite parts about their site is the Virtual Mirror. I had the best time with it! You can just download a picture or use your webcam and try on as many frames as you want without ever leaving your house!

I don’t know about you, but that is one of my favorite parts of internet shopping…no pushy sales people, no crowds…just peace and quiet…and the ability to shop in your pajamas before you’ve even brushed your teeth. It’s bliss.

Someone else had a great time trying on eyeglass frames too.

They even have prescription sunglasses

a lot like the ones some of our favorite Twi-stars wear.

So, if you need a new pair of glasses, check out!

You really can get a great pair of eyeglasses without breaking the bank!

For our readers:
You can save 10% on your next order of glasses with the code: Mommy10

Take $10 off any order of $100 or more with the code: 10FS
Take $15 off any order of $150 or more with the code 15FS

Trixie & Tess

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Did Twilight Kill Your Romance?

On my commute to work one morning last week, the snarky radio guys were discussing none other that my fav topic...Twilight. However, they were not discussing who's hotter or which book is best. They were discussing the topic of whether or not Twilight has a negative effect in the bedroom.
A guy has written a book about how romance novels (like Twilight) are bad for real relationships.

I have looked high and low on the Internet to find the author and book title, but I can't find it! If you know what I'm talking about, please let us know in the comments. I'll add the name and author and a link/reference.

What are your feelings on this topic?

Do you think Twilight and other romance novels have an adverse effect on what goes on in the bedroom?

Do you think reading books like Twilight gives us unrealistic hopes of what our romances should be like?

Trixie and I know how we feel about the topic, but we want to hear from you!

There is a poll at the bottom where you can vote...or leave your opinions/input in the comments...or both.

We'll revisit this topic soon and discuss every one's opinions.

Trixie & Tess