Friday, May 13, 2011

Rob's Birthday Blog Train : Day 4 - Robmemories

Today on Robmusement's Birthday Blog Train, we're supposed to talk about our favorite memories...show Rob something we loved that he did this year.

Well, as a Rob fan, I have to say that this was a great year...

He gave us a stellar performance in Eclipse. 

Best Robward yet.

Filming of Breaking Dawn has offered hours of discussion and loads of anticipation for the next movie.


And THIS...


AND THIS...

Who knew one little pic could offer HOURS and HOURS of entertainment?

Thanks for taking the leap, Rob.

Water For Elephants is by far my favorite memory of the year...the filming, the press junkits, and the movie itself.
Nothing short of amazing...

Side note: Although I might have misbehaved in the theater while seeing it...but that doesn't mean I didn't LOVE it.  It wasn't my fault.  I blame it on The Captai...er Sailor.  Wanna read about it?  My IRL friend Impulsive sells me out on her blog...go HERE.

Next stop: Pattinson Post

♥Tess
Trixie & Tess

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Rob's Birthday Blog Train : Day 3 - Gifts to Rob

Oh, Rob Rob Rob (practicing for later)...what do you get a person who has everything they could possibly want? 

Success? Check.
Fame? Check.
Hot ass girlfriend? Check.
Talent? Check check.
Good looks? Check check check.
Beanies? Check.
RayBans? Check.
A shirt that says "Get Off My Dick"? Check.
A trip around the world? Check.
An Elephant? Check.

I'm not powerful enough to give you the things you probably really want.  Like making the pappz leave you alone...and I can't change the fact that your face is so well known. 

If I could grant you a superpower, it would be the power to be invisible.

But if I got the chance to give you one thing.  It would be something that combines my likes with your likes.

I would channel my best RKelly and in grand-karaoke-off-key-pitchy-style, I would sing Bump N Grind...for you, for your birthday.  Then we could kick back at the bar, you could have a Heineken...I'd take a Captain and Coke.  I would also use my kung-foo skillz on anyone who tried to interrupt your R&R.  I'm not above cutting a bitch...especially when it comes to you.
It would be bliss.

♥Tess

Next stop:
Pattinson Post http://www.pattinsonpost.com/Trixie & Tess

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Rob's Birthday Blog Train : Day 2


Hello, bloggy loves! 
Where the hellz have we been?? 
Holy geez. 
It's been like 3 WEEKS since the last post. 

I can explain.

I tripped  er slipped er did a header jumped head first into the land of fan fic.

I know you all understand the pull of fan fic.  It's like a magnet.  It's my sun and I'm just revolving around it right now.

However, I'm breaking out of my fan fic stupor to celebrate Rob's Birthday, because it is something to be celebrated.

I'm linking up today with Jeanette from Robmusement and all the other Rob-lovin' bloggers on Rob's Birthday Blog Train.  On today's agenda is writing a Birthday Letter to Rob.  So, here goes...

Dearest Rob,

I love you.  Sorry, was that too strong...too fast?  Well, I just didn't want today to go by without me getting my feelings out.  I tend to ramble. 

So, your birthday is coming up and well, it's definitely something to be celebrated.  I feel like I should send a HUGE thank you gift to Clare.  She did the world an immense good deed the day she gave birth to you.  Perhaps, we should ask the Pope if she could have sainthood status?  That seems appropriate.

Back to you, I just want to say thanks for being you.  I would never want to change one thing about you.  I love all your quirky, awkward, and adorable ways.  I love the way you stumble through interviews from time to time.  It lets me know that you're just human.  I sometimes forget that with your other-worldly good looks.  I love the way you run your hands through your hair when you're nervous or annoyed or uncomfortable.  Your fingers are amazing...and your hair is equally gratifying.  I'll take you anyway I can get you.  I love Beanie Rob, RayBan Rob, Scruffy Rob, Clean-Cut Rob, Short-hair Rob, Sex-Hair Rob (I REALLY love this version), Robowski, Robward...and now that I'm reading Fan Fic I have a whole new repertoire of Rob's to love...Fifty, Mafiaward, Beautiful Bastard.  Do you know about Fan Fic?  *achem*perhaps you should take a gander*or not*blushingoverhere*

No matter what role you're playing...or who you're pretending to be...it's you, Rob...it's always you.

So, on your birthday I just want to tell you to just keep being you.  It's pure perfection.

Happy Birthday, Beautiful.

Sempre,
Tess♥

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Robmusement
Tongue~Twied
It's Roblated
Why Not?
My discomROBulation
Twilight Junkies Anonymous
The Cold Shower
Spooning in Forks
Robzsinger
Southern Fan Fiction Review / Sandy's Blog
Trixie and Tess
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